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About CaptainBeyond28

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  1. I think if any women went to the doctor as rarely as I did their vagina would stop working
  2. I took one but I don't think the dudes here would appreciate it much.
  3. I think violence is acceptable and nudity isn't because if there's a sex scene I have to figure out ways to hide my boner if I want to get up to get a snack I usually just pretend I did something to my back and walk with a slouch
  4. I am a man and I have a confession. I own a pair of yoga pants. I am NOT a crossdresser. I just thought maybe I'd look like a character from Dragonball Z.
  5. I bet you though they both disagree on many things they would share some good banter
  6. He means "let's fighting love"
  7. What is different about people in 2014. Are they more anxious? Or are people simply romanticizing the 1980's?
  8. I love that idea but it doesn't stop my dick from leaking
  9. These are some neat pictures and as far as cleaning that record goes I've heard people recommend a small layer of wood glue on either side also wetting the record. Either method worked fine for me, though I never fully did get rid of the crackling.
  10. The aliens are your long dead relatives/ancestors reincarnated
  11. I can't take anything the daily beast puts out seriously. I think the fact that the mainstream media, being against Trump, is willing to put military strikes killing innocent civilians into the public eye again, is the only good thing to come from this. Nothing else from Trump seems to muster up any emotions in me. Not the ban, not his tweets, not his cabinet picks... but I'll always be against the slaughter of innocent people. This video is where I got the "GINGIVITIS" thing from:
  12. You have to turn off the screen, light up a candle or two and read a book... after 40 mins you probably won't be able to keep your eyes open.