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About pattmayne

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  1. @shite When you went outside to check it out, did you lock the door behind you? I think the guy who ran away was just a distraction. Somebody sneaked into your house behind your back and now they're in your house with you. You should definitely call 9-11 and probably burn the house down (leave the house before you burn though). You can take that hatchet and hatch it. Hat chit.
  2. More people. And maybe a holding cell subforum for almost-banned people so we can other them without othering them.
  3. A game where you capture foreigners and torture them to get their national secrets
  4. @shite @tyqo Let's start a commune of coding and farming and art. And we'll sign a pact, so that when we get sick-to-fucking-death of each other, we all commit suicide.
  5. I believe you. But I'm just going to hold on to the parts that are good. Also, when I imagine you out there in the woods I imagine it's that stick figure on your avatar.
  6. Maybe so, but I'm still legit jealous of your remote unemployment cabin.
  7. what kind of working are you doing in the middle of nowhere? Is there a decent city within driving distance?
  8. How can there be a wrong Krishnamurti?
  9. I feel this is becoming a bonanza
  10. NASA says Planet Nine is probably real, and much larger than Earth: https://www.livescience.com/60664-planet-nine-is-out-there.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Livesciencecom+(LiveScience.com+Science+Headline+Feed) So NOW is the time to speculate crazy shit, before they zero in on the boring truth! So, we can assume that Planet Nine is a Gas Giant with great metallic continents rising out of the gaseous ocean, where proto-humans live on floating cities. Those proto-humans are the ones who seeded our world with life. Planet Nine doesn't need to be close to the sun, because its tectonics are still so active and hot that it's a nice warm planet!
  11. @CosmEffect are you saying that the flat earth is a 3d metaphor for some higher dimensional representation of the earth? If so, then NASA and the other conspiracy oppressors must represent some higher dimensional wizards who have trapped us on our 3d existence. Maybe the evil old testament god of the gnostics, who trapped our souls in the machinery of this 3d world, maybe he's NASA. Some of the flat earthers are christians. I bet they're carrying on the torch of the underground religion of the gnostics.
  12. I think the burden of proof is on you. It looks kind of flat, so how is it not? It's flat because when you use a sexton to record the diameter of the sun when it's at the horizon and refract it by pi then that's the size of the disk. Is that supposed to be a coincidence?
  13. batusi:
  14. what have you discovered?